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冷笑话3则

1  老公:老婆我想...!老婆:我在看电视,别插嘴!老公:好!

2  在医院看到一对母子,儿子问妈妈我们来这里干嘛,妈妈说去打针,儿子说为什么要打针?针做错了什么?到了打针的时候,儿子大哭:这不是打针!是针打我!是针打我啊!

3  “妈妈。这是什么?”
   “是老鼠药。”
   “老鼠生病了吗?”
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