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新年新段子,给力短笑话

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最后一个最给力,瞧这智商,都快赶上葛优了。

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第2个笑话实在是太搞了 果然应了点评 人民警察果然有威慑力 现在的社会就是如此啊

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倒数第二个不就是星爷电影 功夫里面的经典镜头么? 当时在电影院 笑傻了

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1.女孩最宝贵的东西,是贞操吗?也不见得啊,有些女人根本不在乎那个的
2.哎,真是人们警察爱人民,人民警察人民啊,一听说是警察的,立马奉还,加倍奉还!警察队伍里都是什么神人?
3.C同学占便宜了,成他爸了
4.我都怀疑了,他不疼吗?
5.哎~这年头生活好了,营养应该都跟得上吧,咋脑子不够用的还那么多?
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  • liushilide 金币 +4 回复认真 2011-2-24 16:35

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