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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、经理开会没拉裤子拉链,秘书提醒了几次后经理仍无动于衷
秘书忍不住又 提醒经理,经理火了,怒问秘书:“你看见什么了?”秘书回答:“北京区号。”(010)

2、今天中午,上班的时候,我一女同事上班穿着一个超短裤
看起来很性感,她上要厕所超短裤的拉链没啦上
我开玩笑的提醒了他一下:哎呦,你还穿着黑色蕾丝的小内裤呢!
她膘了我一眼说:你确定你看到的是内裤吗?

3、晚饭后领导视察‘江阴毛纺织厂’,大门口霓虹灯的厂名不巧电路故障,第一个江字未亮
领导只能看到后五个字,于是关切地问厂长:原材料好搞嘛?

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